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(Caution: This may take awhile to read and you have to know about DBZ to enjoy this but its worth the time)
1) If you have ever tried to do a Kamehameha wave.
2) If you do a KaoKen to win at Track.
3) When try to blast away your teacher.
4) If you shave you head to look like Krillin's and draw six little brown dots on your forehead.
5) When you're alone you put on a Goku costume and run around the house yelling at evil villans.
6) If you know exactly what happens in DB/Z/GT but you still watch the re-runs.
7) If you steal the action figures from BK.
8) If you write a ten or more chapter fanfic
9) If you you know to cetain female charteters in it
10) If youre 14 or older and still buy DBZ figures just because they look cool
11) When you have over a hundered dollars one day and its gone the next because you spent it on GT DVDs
12) If you buy the Chichi toy just so you can look up her dress
13) If you ever make the Vegeta and Bulma toys make a Trunks
14) If you do the chew attack when your eating like Gohan did in The History of Trunks.
15) When you try to fly.
16) When you fail at trying to fly you go to a higher place and try again.
17) When you think you can go Super Saiyan.
18) If you know that Gohan did the chew attack in The History of Trunks.
19) If youve tried to impress you friend by doing Instant Transmittion, but all you did was have him close his eyes and run to another place
20) If you buy the Chichi toy just so you can look up her dress
21) If you ever make the Vegeta and Bulma toys make a Trunks
22) If you spend more than 24 hours on something DBZ related
23) If you make a movie of the action figures fighting
24) If you think DBZ is actually real
25) If you paint a third eye on your forehead
26) If you sing along with "Rock the Dragon"
27) If you know how many years it took Master Roshi to learn the Kamehameha
28) If you know why Master Roshi has lived so long
29) If you have a DBZ stapler
30) If for Halloween you get your dog and put in a dragon suit with wings and try and ride it around saying Lets go Higher Dragon
31) If you have a role-playing fight in your friends front yard.
32) if you make a cardboard yellow cloud and put it on your skateboard.
33) if your aim name is akirytorynama
34) If you throw a party every time you get another thousand hits on your site.
35) if you try to summon the eternal dragon with the little dragon balls that funimation gives out
36) if you draw DBZ everywhere even though you suck
37) If you know Namekian.
38) When you actually buy those gay little DBZ shoes for three year olds.
39) When you spend all your time on the internet working on your site
40) When you argue about why Vegeta grew like a foot from when he landed on Earth to when he left
41) You think Bulmas hot
42) If your rich so you decide to pay millions of dollars for a building company to make a tower like Kamis out of one foot high clindars that have a radius of ½ a foot
43) You would kill yourself, but the new episodes of DBZ havent come on yet
44) You decide to load up on porn mags and head out to an small Island with nothing but a turtle and a small pink house
45) You find some little medicine tablets container and push on the lid, through, and wonder why a airplane or something doesnt pop out
46) When you find a white cat at a park laying by a long stick, you take it home because it reminds you of Korin
47) You worship that cat and wait on hand and foot for it until itll talk 48) You then get depressed that the cat wont talk, so you smoke some pot, and what do you know, it strats asking you for some
49) You ask the cat if you can have a senzu bean because youre hungry, but it just goes to sleep
50) You wrote 50 ways to find out if youre addictaed to dbz
51) if you change your name to Goku
52) if u find out u make a mask in art and decide to make Goku
53) u make the goku mask
54) u put the goku mask on your site for the world to see, even though it sucks
55) u buy a bunch of blank tapes so u can tape each and every episode of dbz of cartoon network
56) u dream about dbz...
57) u dream about dbz every night
58) If you know more about when dbz figures come out then the guy working at a store
59) The guy at SunCoast asks you if Cooler is stronger than Freeza when you buy a dbz figure and you know the answerer (yes, he is stronger)
60) If Cloud from Final Fantisy VII reminds you of Super Saiyan Trunks
61) If after many, many, many failed attempts, even after being told on #1 and 2 about it being a thing thatll Mark you as an addicted fan, you still try and do a Kamehameha and keoken
62) If you run the 800 in track (2 laps) and at the end you sprint, but you tell your friends you did a Keoken
63) Youre name is Gohan-guy
64) You and your friend try and punch and block like Mighty Mask and #18 did in the series
65) if you build a dome out of legos and try to use it as a gravity simulator
66) if you name your cat Puar
67) Your favorite wrestler is Hercule
68) and you try to make it shape shift by bending it
69) You know more about Goku then you do yourself
70) you know goku's age weight address and middle name
71) You lost all your friends, all your family hates you and locked in a basement, and theres 7.9 people out to kill because you talk constantly about dbz
72) you believe that when you die you will go to king yemma
73) Your glad tracks over, not so you can relax, but so you can have more time for your dbz site
74) you get bullied around at school so you draw an M on your forehead hoping it will make you stronger
75) You part your hair in the middle to look like Trunksdeaths door2002 76) you jump off a 30 story building just so you can prove to you friend that when your hair stands on end you look a super saiyan
77) you go to the pta demanding that the cell games be a school play
78) Youre in a dbz rpg
79) You ask your grandpa if he was alive in 767 A.D. May 26th, when he asks why its because you wanted to know what it was like when Cell came and fought the Z fighters
80) you have plastic surgery to make yourself look like kid Buu and then you realize every one thinks your ugly so you try to do a genocide attack but it doesnt work so you eat a lima/senzu bean and try again
81) you've been to south Dakota
82) you make a dbz shinkydinks
83) You try and turn your friend into chocolate when youre hungry
84) You get a devil suit, put an M on the forehead, and go trick or treating, when people say what a cute devil you are, you say, I am Dabora, Lord of the underworld, and I will have to kill you now
85) You really do kill them
86) Every frog you see, you wonder if its Captin Gyinu
87) When all the other guys at your school/grade are worried about girlfriends, your worried about if your vcr will tape dbz
88) You waited 8 months to get the Volume 35 SS Gohan/SS Goten from the DBGT SBC, you also waited to get SS and Non SS Trunks
89) You understood everything said in #88
90) All Australians remind you of Jiece
91) If youre short, have blond hair, brown eyes, wear glasses, and have a nickname of Kid Buu
92) you paint yourself red and tell your friend to paint himself blue and try to do the purple tornado attack
93) If you want to marry Videl
94) If you actually marry Videl
95) You wonder on those long lonely nights just how Vegeta gets his hair to stick up
96) You have Dbz Boxers
97) if you know that the entire Mr. satans name means satan videls name is devil scrambeled and pan is japanese for demon
98) You cry when Goku dies
99) if more than 3/4 of the people on you buddy list are related to dbz
100) You wrote 100 ways how to tell if you addicted to dbz
101) You tell the hair stylist you want a hair cut just like mystic Gohan
102) You do Ki blast at your friend, and he tries to find who youre waving to
103) After being told twice in this section, and many more times by your friends, you still try and fly, do Ki blast, and do a Koa Ken
104) When people ask you who youre dream girl is, you show them a picture of Videl
105) If one of your friends says foreign and you immediately think Korrin
106) You think the punk guy on shirt looks like Super Saiyan 2 Gohan
107) If you commit suicide immediately after seeing the last episode of GT
108) When picking out your Greenday shirt, you get the one with Japanese letters and a Dragon on it so you can like both Greenday and DBZ at the same time
109) When you buy GT, you watch all 64 episodes straight, only stopping for food and bathroom breaks
110) You knew there were 64 episodes
111) You buy GT so you can watch all 64 episodes straight, only stopping for food and bathroom breaks
112) You buy a pig, put a military suit on him, and wait for him to transform into something
113) While playing doge ball you reflect the balls like trunks did with Friezas henchmen
114) Then you deny the fact that the ball still hit you even if you did deflect it
115) While watching Gundam Wing, you realize how easily Goku could win
116) You beat the crap out of kid while trying to do a Kamehameha
117) you try to kill a spider with a kamehameha
118) You know how many mangas there are (42)
119) You find an orange shirt, pants, and blue belt, go into youre backyard and yell for flying nimbus
120) Youre still waiting after an hour
121) Youre favorite super hero is the Great Saiyaman
122) You know that the Great Saiyaman was made to make fun of Sailor Moon
123) If you make a DBZ Jack-o-lantern
124) As a last restort in a fight you stick your arms up in the air and look constipated, trying to gather a spirit bomb
125) You get beat up even worse
126) I SEE GREEN PEOPLE
127) You turn people on your paper into DBZ characters
128) You buy all 48 episodes off ebay and watch them non stop
129) You finish watching all of GT in 4 hours, 36 minuets, and 17 seconds.
130) To impress your girlfriend on your first date, you take her out, and after go on top of a roof, grab her hand and jump off to show her what its like to fly.
131) Somehow you survive, get a new girlfriend, and decide the problem was you werent high enough, so you go higher
132) For fun, you write 50 character Bios in an hour
133) The next day your bored, and decide you should do 50 more just for fun
134) You act like your fighting like Goku when you watch DBZ while hes fighting
135) You take Gohans advice on how to do a Ki Blast and fly seriously and try it. Over 100 times
136) You buy a map of the world and try and find Kamis Tower so you can train in the Hyper Bolic Time Chamber
137) You dont speak a word of Japanese, yet you can sing perfectly along with all the Japanese songs
138) Youre kids names are Gohan and Goten
139) The fact that you have 2 kids must mean youre probably in youre late 20s, and if you watch DBZ in youre late 20s, then that alone makes you addicted
140) You decide your next haircut will look like Trunks when he comes out of the Time Chamber
141) To propose to your girlfriend to marry you, you post it on your website. You never see her again after that. 142) The description you put in the ads to find a girlfriend is Blue hair, should be the daughter of a genius, and should be a genius herself. Only apply if you have summoned the Dragon at least three times
143) Even though you know he wont do it, every time you see Super Saiyan 2 Gohan fighting Cell, you yell at the screen and tell him to kill him or Goku will die
144) At DBZ.com, for who should play Vegeta in the live action DBZ movie, you put Vegeta
145) You wonder for hours why they just dont chose Vegeta, I mean, its so obvious he the perfect part
146) Your closet consists of an Orange shirt, Orange pants, Blue undershirt, Blue Belt, Blue writ bands, and some boots 147) You get the top scientists in the world to build a scouter
148) You hold your breathe hoping itll stop time, but it doesnt, and every just stares at you blankly
149) In a football game, youre the quarterback, and when the play starts, you just try and power up and hope no one will be able to touch you because youre putting off too much energy, but just get hit into the ground and go into a coma for 8 years and 56 days and 20 minutes
150) You wrote 150 ways to tell if youre addicted to DBZ
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